the origin ऑफ़ trends

I was tapping my fingers randomly to look for some material to write
and then I came across "a s d f g h j k l "

Ok. So this is the second row of the alphabets on the keyboard. :) :)
So, the next thought that came was why are the letters arranged in this unordered way.I am pretty much clueless about this arrangement and may be you could enlighten me on this. I mean , we have this f1 to f12 set, all in the ascending order, the numbers , that are too well numbered. Par ye alphabets he kyu(hindi mein padiye agle do shabd) titter bitter se hain ??

Possibly, us firangi ko ungrezi ki varnamala nhi yaad thi.
ya shayad apni most chahne waalon ki list mein se chun chun ke letters fix kiye :)
Aur fir ye ek trend bun gya..like once salman khan's trouser got stuck with a table and then it got torn and from then its trend to wear tattered clothes.
Matlab ab to ye bhi complaint nhi kar sakte ki mummy kapde fatt gye hai, laane do aur!!!! (mummy then points her finger toward salman trouser's poster and I towards salman's chest. Mummy then quickly lends me money and shifts her finger towards bhumika chawla and I am
left short of words :) ).

So, coming back to the trends. Yesterday I went in the metro and there was this guy who had the piercing protuding from his lips. It was like an arc shaped structure, more like a crescent moon . Well, I am thinking so many times it would have happened with him that the chowmein instead of going into his mouth would have got stuck there.

So, it comes to me now that more or less the trend of trends came like an accident which eventually after repetitive accidents became the trend. let me justify myself now. May be one day that guy wore a loose trousers and to his misery, forgot to put on the belt , aur tab se ek aur trend bun gya.

Another time, probably, somebody accidently poked his finger into an open circuit that gave the hair an new weird look and from then on came this spikes concept.

Again perhaps one day ,this women forgot to dye her hair completely and hence by her repetitive short memory syndrome, the trend of streaks came into picture.

So, what ultimately the insight is that if in future you accidently go to the office wearing both shoes of different colors, then try repeating this a couple of times till you find a few followers.